The Douche

August 19th, 2010

What’s funny is that there really are people like this around. But a real douche would not have done the folowing:

1. Admitted their true background

D-bags always lie about where they’re from and go on about the “adversity” they suffered.

2. Admitted their true motivation

In the video, The Douche admits he wants to have sex with middle-aged women.  A real douche never says that.  For example, d-bags who sell get-rich-quick stuff say they do it out of the kindness of their hearts–not to make money.  What bull!

The fact that Dylan McDermott is doing this is AWESOME.  I am hoping he will play the role of Sham Scammerschmidt in the DSP movie, “The Age of The  Secret: People Live Forever and Everyone Wins the Lottery”

The Douche from Dylan McDermott
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