Tampa, September 8th–Today, a Florida church has announced it will be hold a book burning ceremony at which copies of the bestselling self-help book “The Secret” will be set on fire. Pastor Harry Gonads has declared September 12th, “International Burn a Crappy Book Day”. “We’re tired of this drivel. Can’t we get a book that [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLaw of Attraction Questions and Answers
August 30th, 2010 with 21 CommentsI read a pretty good article that featured questions and answers about the Law of Attraction . As I was reading it, I wondered why no one ever bothered to ask me these questions. So, I thought I should. Here are the DSP essential Law of Attraction answers. Feel free to compare my answers to [...]
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August 26th, 2010 with 8 CommentsRaising kids is tough. I know. And even if you don’t have kids, you can go into any family restaurant and listen to the shrieks of children and just imagine how hard it must be for those parents. I pulled out all my hair trying to raise my kid. I was frustrated. My kid wouldn’t [...]
READ THE FULL POST5 Sequels to Bestselling Self-help Books
August 24th, 2010 with 1 CommentEveryone knows the best way to make a lot of money with self-help is to write a self-help book. So, I’ve been considering writing a self-help book. But I can’t come up with any ideas. So, then it hit me. Why don’t I write the “sequel” to an existing bestseller. I can be like that [...]
READ THE FULL POSTGo Broke By Maxing Out Your Credit Cards on Info Products
August 9th, 2010 with 16 CommentsI once went to a Dan Kennedy seminar and heard a story that made me want to puke. It was about Jeff Paul, the guy who maxed out his credit card to go to a Dan Kennedy seminar. Of course, he made a TON of money after that. This story illustrated what is possible if [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLaw of Attraction Coach Banned from Playing the Lotto
June 27th, 2010 with 11 CommentsLottery officials announced today that former Law of Attraction coach Sham Scammerschmidt has been banned from playing the Lottery. Scammerschmidt recently defied the odds yet again by winning his 10th lottery in a row, racking up $575 million in cash. But now Lottery officials are striking back. “His streak threatens the very integrity of the [...]
READ THE FULL POSTSelf-help Gurus Ask the Universe to Clean up the BP Oil Spill
June 11th, 2010 with 12 CommentsIn a surprise move, BP CEO Tony Hayward has decided to take a radical approach to clean up the oil spill on the gulf. He is asking the famed self-help gurus featured in “The Secret” to ask the universe to clean it up. James Ray, featured in the Secret, is happy to help. “I told [...]
READ THE FULL POSTSuccess Through Daydreaming and Slacking Off: Why The Secret is So Popular
May 10th, 2010 with 8 CommentsI shudder to see there is now a new book called The Secret to Teen Power. I shudder even more to think that teens might actually read it. I haven’t read it, so I can’t review it. I won’t buy it because I don’t want to waste my money. Someone can give me a copy [...]
READ THE FULL POSTSelf-help Books I Wouldn’t Wish on my Worst Enemies
March 5th, 2010 with 14 CommentsA self-help or personal development book should be as advertised: a way to actually help yourself or develop in some area. But some books present ideas that can actually cause you to regress instead of progress. Or they are so insulting to one’s intelligence that they take you for a fool. In one post, I [...]
READ THE FULL POST“Sweat Lodge” Guru Asks the Universe to Set Him Free
February 5th, 2010 with 27 CommentsIn a stunning turn of events, self-help guru James Arthur Ray has fired the legal team that’s aiding him in his manslaughter arrest. His legal team had been fighting hard for Ray in an attempt to get him released on bail. But they were told this morning that “their services are no longer required.” Ray, [...]
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