Don’t Step in the Poop presents…. A major educational presentation on how to be a bullshit artist. This presentation is not just about bullshitting–no, siree. This is about attaining a level of bullshit artistry that will allow any wannabe get-rich-quick schemer to rake in the cash. So take 5 minutes, sit back, grab some popcorn, [...]
6 Reasons Why the Law of Attraction May Not Be Working for You
September 6th, 2010 with 26 CommentsSo, you’ve tried using the Law of Attraction and it’s not working. Well, don’t fear. The DSP Law of Attraction experts are here to give you 6 reasons why the Law of Attraction might not be working in your life. 1. You’re doing it wrong So, you’ve watched “The Secret”. You’ve read all about the [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLaw of Attraction Parenting
August 26th, 2010 with 9 CommentsRaising kids is tough. I know. And even if you don’t have kids, you can go into any family restaurant and listen to the shrieks of children and just imagine how hard it must be for those parents. I pulled out all my hair trying to raise my kid. I was frustrated. My kid wouldn’t [...]
READ THE FULL POSTThe Douche
August 19th, 2010 with 3 CommentsWhat’s funny is that there really are people like this around. But a real douche would not have done the folowing: 1. Admitted their true background D-bags always lie about where they’re from and go on about the “adversity” they suffered. 2. Admitted their true motivation In the video, The Douche admits he wants to have sex with middle-aged [...]
READ THE FULL POSTSeminars You’ve Been to But Were Called Something Else
August 13th, 2010 with 1 CommentThe other day I was hanging out over at Doberman Dan’s blog. He wrote a hilarious piece on How to Make Millions in the Guru Business. You’ve gotta check it out. Dan and I were talking about the fact that we were not invited into the Internet Marketing Ole Boys Club. It’s upsetting for me personally [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLaw of Attraction Coach Banned from Playing the Lotto
June 27th, 2010 with 11 CommentsLottery officials announced today that former Law of Attraction coach Sham Scammerschmidt has been banned from playing the Lottery. Scammerschmidt recently defied the odds yet again by winning his 10th lottery in a row, racking up $575 million in cash. But now Lottery officials are striking back. “His streak threatens the very integrity of the [...]
READ THE FULL POST“Interview” With Glenn Beck on Conspiracy Theories
June 14th, 2010 with 6 CommentsDon’t Step in the Poop has reached a milestone today. We are at post 100, and it is a good one. The DSP staff was able to get our biggest “interview” yet—with popular Fox News and radio host Glenn Beck. It seems Glenn saw some of our posts here on conspiracy theories and Hitler, and [...]
READ THE FULL POST“Interview” with Eckhart Tolle
June 4th, 2010 with 31 CommentsA fan of DSP sent me a video the other day. It was an interview with Eckhart Tolle. I thought it was priceless. He was asked a simple question and then just rattled off this answer that said almost nothing. The funniest thing about it was he said the words “manifest” and “manifestation” like a [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow 5 Best-selling Finance Books Would be More honest if You Omitted One Word From the Title
May 12th, 2010 with 4 CommentsThe complete title is listed with the omitted word in parenthesis. 1. Rich Dad Poor (Dad) Make your rich dad poor by following the bad advice in this book. 2. Why We Want (You) to be Rich This gives tells you why the authors want to be rich and how you can help them accomplish this goal [...]
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