We at DSP are often shocked at what passes for advice. What shocks us even more is how much money people pay for bad advice. But never fear. We now offer you some gems of retarded advice that you’ve probably paid to hear. Ditch your friends You’ve probably heard this one phrased something like: “You’re [...]
READ THE FULL POSTTop Ten New Year’s Resolutions
January 12th, 2011 with 3 CommentsEvery eyar, people make New Year’s resolutions. And every year, I blog about how they don’t work. Well, enough of that! this year, I thought I’d blog on my (non-) resolutions. Others may not like them, but I think they’ll be easier to keep than the usual ones. 1. Get disorganized I’ve already begun. I wrote this [...]
READ THE FULL POSTWhat Will Be Your Legacy? Mine’s a Self-help Amusement Park!
October 26th, 2010 with 3 CommentsLately, I’ve been hurt by some anonymous comments on this blog. Using a rapier wit that comes with anonymity, they have unleashed volleys of hard-hitting criticism on me and my totally hilarious writing. So, due to their concerns about my mental health, I decided to take this week to reflect about my life and my [...]
READ THE FULL POSTFocus Or Fail
October 15th, 2010 with 4 CommentsTo achieve anything: from your big goals to writing a single blog post, it takes focus. Without developing a near mythic sense of focus, you are likely to fail in EVERYTHING you do. The lack of focus is what undoes most people. People tell me I’m too focused. Some of the guys on the 4th [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLifestyle Design Sucks
October 11th, 2010 with 19 CommentsFriend of the blog, Eric Schiller over at Beyond Growth recently posted about 17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer. It made me laugh. It made me cry. But in the end, I was just pissed. I mean, what the hell does Schiller know about lifestyle design? Maybe I took it too personally [...]
READ THE FULL POSTMan With Millionaire Mindset Still Poor
October 6th, 2010 with 20 CommentsLocal man, F. Drake McEvers, is reportedly still poor despite having a millionaire mindset. After spending tens of thousands of dollars of his own money on a variety of millionaire mindset courses, McEvers is still far from being a millionaire. “It’s been tough,” says McEvers. “I thought that after maxing out my credit card on [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow You Lose Millions of Dollars By Not Reading Spam
October 1st, 2010 with 4 CommentsToday, I opened my SPAM box and found a treasure trove of opportunity. Here I am slaving away at my J-O-B when I could be making money hand over fist–with ZERO effort. Just look at some of these opportunities. Here’s one from the guys at Traffic News entitled “Read every single word below because this [...]
READ THE FULL POSTIf Apple Got into the Self-help Game
September 27th, 2010 with 4 CommentsPonder if you will..Apple expands its focus from technology to self-help. How would that change the world as you know it? Well… First of all, Steve Jobs would announce that self-help will now be referred to as iHelp and Apple’s new technology will make you into a better you–and you’d better believe that they’ve patented [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHilariously Profound Newspaper Clips
September 22nd, 2010 with 7 CommentsRevealing newspaper clips that could redefine self-help forever! Let’s take the “self” out of self-help..we’ll call it…HEEEEEEELP! via failblog via criggo Finally…someone spills the beans on the effects of dieting that they don’t want you to know! via criggo Meet America’s next big self-help guru with a message for the ages: via criggo At last, the truth [...]
READ THE FULL POSTBook Burning Florida Pastor to Torch “The Secret”
September 9th, 2010 with 6 CommentsTampa, September 8th–Today, a Florida church has announced it will be hold a book burning ceremony at which copies of the bestselling self-help book “The Secret” will be set on fire. Pastor Harry Gonads has declared September 12th, “International Burn a Crappy Book Day”. “We’re tired of this drivel. Can’t we get a book that [...]
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