Retarded Self-Help Advice You’ve Probably Paid to Hear

January 15th, 2011 with 12 Comments

We at DSP are often shocked at what passes for advice.  What shocks us even more is how much money people pay for bad advice. But never fear.  We now offer you some gems of retarded advice that you’ve probably paid to hear. Ditch your friends You’ve probably heard this one phrased something like: “You’re […]

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Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions

January 12th, 2011 with 3 Comments

Every eyar, people make New Year’s resolutions.  And every year, I blog about how they don’t work. Well, enough of that! this year, I thought I’d blog on my (non-) resolutions. Others may not like them, but I think they’ll be easier to keep than the usual ones. 1. Get disorganized I’ve already begun.  I wrote this […]

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What Will Be Your Legacy? Mine’s a Self-help Amusement Park!

October 26th, 2010 with 3 Comments

Lately, I’ve been hurt by some anonymous comments on this blog.  Using a rapier wit that comes with anonymity, they have unleashed volleys of hard-hitting criticism on me and my totally hilarious writing. So, due to their concerns about my mental health, I decided to take this week to reflect about my life and my […]

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Focus Or Fail

October 15th, 2010 with 4 Comments

To achieve anything: from your big goals to writing a single blog post, it takes focus. Without developing a near mythic sense of focus, you are likely to fail in EVERYTHING you do. The lack of focus is what undoes most people. People tell me I’m too focused. Some of the guys on the 4th […]

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Lifestyle Design Sucks

October 11th, 2010 with 19 Comments

Friend of the blog, Eric Schiller over at Beyond Growth recently posted  about 17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer.  It made me laugh.  It made me cry.  But in the end, I was just pissed.  I mean, what the hell does Schiller know about lifestyle design? Maybe I took it too personally […]

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Man With Millionaire Mindset Still Poor

October 6th, 2010 with 20 Comments

Local man, F. Drake McEvers, is reportedly still poor despite having a millionaire mindset.  After spending tens of thousands of dollars of his own money on a variety of millionaire mindset courses, McEvers is still far from being a millionaire. “It’s been tough,” says McEvers.  “I thought that after maxing out my credit card on […]

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How You Lose Millions of Dollars By Not Reading Spam

October 1st, 2010 with 4 Comments

Today, I opened my SPAM box and found a treasure trove of opportunity. Here I am slaving away at my J-O-B when I could be making money hand over fist–with ZERO effort. Just look at some of these opportunities. Here’s one from the guys at Traffic News entitled “Read every single word below because this […]

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If Apple Got into the Self-help Game

September 27th, 2010 with 4 Comments

Ponder if you will..Apple expands its focus from technology to self-help.  How would that change the world as you know it? Well… First of all, Steve Jobs would announce that self-help will now be referred to as iHelp and Apple’s new technology will make you into a better you–and you’d better believe that they’ve patented […]

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Hilariously Profound Newspaper Clips

September 22nd, 2010 with 7 Comments

Revealing newspaper clips that could redefine self-help forever! Let’s take the “self” out of self-help..we’ll call it…HEEEEEEELP! via failblog via criggo Finally…someone spills the beans on the effects of dieting that they don’t want you to know! via criggo Meet America’s next big self-help guru with a message for the ages: via criggo At last, the truth […]

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Book Burning Florida Pastor to Torch “The Secret”

September 9th, 2010 with 6 Comments

Tampa, September 8th–Today, a Florida church has announced it will be hold a book burning ceremony at which copies of the bestselling self-help book “The Secret” will be set on fire. Pastor Harry Gonads has declared September 12th, “International Burn a Crappy Book Day”. “We’re tired of this drivel.  Can’t we get a book that […]

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