Glenn Beck Leaves Fox News to Become Self-Help Guru

April 9th, 2011 with 2 Comments

In an exclusive, longtime friend of the blog, Glenn Beck has revealved to Don’t Step in the Poop that he will leave his Fox show in order to become a self-help guru. He will be promote his new self-help course called, “How to Keep Your Ginormous Stash of Cash by Stopping ‘Them’ from Taking You […]

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3 Douchebag Ways to Win an Argument

June 23rd, 2010 with 5 Comments

There are a lot of great ways to win an argument.  Some people say you shouldn’t argue.  That’s bull.  Arguing is what drives the marketplace of ideas.  It fueled the rise of civilization.   Arguing is great. The problem is that most people are just too damned lazy to argue.  They rely on slimy techniques […]

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“Interview” With Glenn Beck on Conspiracy Theories

June 14th, 2010 with 6 Comments

Don’t Step in the Poop has reached a milestone today.  We are at post 100, and it is a good one.  The DSP staff was able to get our biggest “interview” yet—with popular Fox News and radio host  Glenn Beck.  It seems Glenn saw some of our posts here on conspiracy theories and Hitler, and […]

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Why You Shouldn’t Believe Conspiracy Theories

May 6th, 2010 with 16 Comments

When I was younger I dabbled in conspiracy theories.  I wrote a column for a now-defunct music magazine where I came up with Stream of Consciousness Conspiracy Theories (TM). Man, was that fun. Some of my theories included: Mechanics are a communist plot to bankrupt hard-working americans by chanrging a ton of money for fixing […]

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Former Self-help Critic To Become New Age Wealth-creator

April 1st, 2010 with 9 Comments

Carlon Haas, author of the popular Don’t Step in the Poop blog, announced today that he is sorry for criticizing self-help gurus and will dedicate the rest of his life to helping others by becoming a self-help guru. Haas, who had been critical of self-help gurus, called his change of heart a natural reaction to […]

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3 Products That’ll Make You a Fortune on the Glenn Beck Show

March 19th, 2010 with 8 Comments

I caught a clip from the Colbert Report the other day.  He mentioned an ad that comes out on the Glenn Beck show—the Survival Seed Bank!  It’s basically some guy selling seeds to people who think there’s going to be a huge economic collapse.  He says seeds will be valuable.  And to top it off […]

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