In an exclusive, longtime friend of the blog, Glenn Beck has revealved to Don’t Step in the Poop that he will leave his Fox show in order to become a self-help guru. He will be promote his new self-help course called, “How to Keep Your Ginormous Stash of Cash by Stopping ‘Them’ from Taking You [...]
READ THE FULL POST3 Douchebag Ways to Win an Argument
June 23rd, 2010 with 5 CommentsThere are a lot of great ways to win an argument. Some people say you shouldn’t argue. That’s bull. Arguing is what drives the marketplace of ideas. It fueled the rise of civilization. Arguing is great. The problem is that most people are just too damned lazy to argue. They rely on slimy techniques [...]
READ THE FULL POST“Interview” With Glenn Beck on Conspiracy Theories
June 14th, 2010 with 6 CommentsDon’t Step in the Poop has reached a milestone today. We are at post 100, and it is a good one. The DSP staff was able to get our biggest “interview” yet—with popular Fox News and radio host Glenn Beck. It seems Glenn saw some of our posts here on conspiracy theories and Hitler, and [...]
READ THE FULL POSTWhy You Shouldn’t Believe Conspiracy Theories
May 6th, 2010 with 16 CommentsWhen I was younger I dabbled in conspiracy theories. I wrote a column for a now-defunct music magazine where I came up with Stream of Consciousness Conspiracy Theories (TM). Man, was that fun. Some of my theories included: Mechanics are a communist plot to bankrupt hard-working americans by chanrging a ton of money for fixing [...]
READ THE FULL POSTFormer Self-help Critic To Become New Age Wealth-creator
April 1st, 2010 with 9 CommentsCarlon Haas, author of the popular Don’t Step in the Poop blog, announced today that he is sorry for criticizing self-help gurus and will dedicate the rest of his life to helping others by becoming a self-help guru. Haas, who had been critical of self-help gurus, called his change of heart a natural reaction to [...]
READ THE FULL POST3 Products That’ll Make You a Fortune on the Glenn Beck Show
March 19th, 2010 with 8 CommentsI caught a clip from the Colbert Report the other day. He mentioned an ad that comes out on the Glenn Beck show—the Survival Seed Bank! It’s basically some guy selling seeds to people who think there’s going to be a huge economic collapse. He says seeds will be valuable. And to top it off [...]
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