Getting rich quick is the (perverted) American Dream. In fact, you should always be striving to get rich quick or to changing your mindset so that the wealth wave aligns with your energy and brings money into your account. At least, that’s what they say. But they leave one part out…getting rich quick sucks. Here’s [...]
READ THE FULL POST5 Signs a Self-help Guru is Really a Bullshit Artist
October 14th, 2010 with 14 CommentsThere are thousands upon thousands of self-proclaimed gurus who promise to teach you how to solve all your problems (for a price, of course). We, at DSP, aren’t going to stop you from seeking the answers, but we will help you figure out if the guru you’re seeking answers from is nothing but a bullshit artist. Here [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow You Lose Millions of Dollars By Not Reading Spam
October 1st, 2010 with 4 CommentsToday, I opened my SPAM box and found a treasure trove of opportunity. Here I am slaving away at my J-O-B when I could be making money hand over fist–with ZERO effort. Just look at some of these opportunities. Here’s one from the guys at Traffic News entitled “Read every single word below because this [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow To Be A Bullshit Artist
September 7th, 2010 with 2 CommentsDon’t Step in the Poop presents…. A major educational presentation on how to be a bullshit artist. This presentation is not just about bullshitting–no, siree. This is about attaining a level of bullshit artistry that will allow any wannabe get-rich-quick schemer to rake in the cash. So take 5 minutes, sit back, grab some popcorn, [...]
3 Dumb Yet Highly Successful Get Rich Quick Schemes
July 3rd, 2010 with 3 CommentsReaders of this blog know just how much I “love” get-rich-quick schemes. I’ve even go so far to show why people fall for them. But what I don’t get is just how dumb some of them are. But even worse, they are so darn successful. It’s like are falling all over themselves to get ripped [...]
READ THE FULL POST3 Reasons People Fall For Get Rich Quick Schemes
June 18th, 2010 with 15 CommentsI used to wonder how people could fall for these crazy get-rich-quick schemes. But as I came to find out…it’s not all that hard. The reasons people fall for these thigns are the same reasons they play the lottery. The only difference is that the lottery probably gives you a higher chance of making nay money. [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow 5 Best-selling Finance Books Would be More honest if You Omitted One Word From the Title
May 12th, 2010 with 4 CommentsThe complete title is listed with the omitted word in parenthesis. 1. Rich Dad Poor (Dad) Make your rich dad poor by following the bad advice in this book. 2. Why We Want (You) to be Rich This gives tells you why the authors want to be rich and how you can help them accomplish this goal [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow to Get Rich Selling Natural Cures
April 16th, 2010 with 6 CommentsDear Sociopath friend, You’re going to be rich! Those words shock you? How many people have told you that? Well, I’m just going to say it again, so you’ll snap out of it: You’re going to be rich. And I’m gonna tell you how. Because it’s so darn simple you’ll think, “why didn’t I think [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow Owning Less Makes You Wealthier
March 16th, 2010 with 2 CommentsA lot of people I know say they want to get rich. Even more, some people pay thousands of dollars to learn how to get rich. Even though I think getting rich is not that worthwhile of a goal, I thought I’d save all of my readers the thousands of dollars you might otherwise spend [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow to Spot a BS Self-help Guru
March 10th, 2010 with 10 CommentsI think self-help is fueled by a person’s desire for guidance and comfort. Unfortunately, these desires make self-help a breeding ground for charlatans and people who exploit these desires for their own personal gain. This is a shame. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who is really there to help you and who is there to [...]
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