“Sweat Lodge” Guru Asks the Universe to Set Him Free

February 5th, 2010

In a stunning turn of events, self-help guru James Arthur Ray has fired the legal team that’s aiding him in his manslaughter arrest.  His legal team had been fighting hard for Ray in an attempt to get him released on bail.  But they were told this morning that “their services are no longer required.”

Ray, one of the teachers featured in the best-selling movie “The Secret”, says he will simply ask the universe to let him out of jail.

“I have asked. And now I don’t feel like I’m in jail.  I really believe that I am already out of jail. The only thing that’s bothering me about my not being in jail right now is that the jail food –that is not jail food because I’m not really in jail–is too salty.”

The final step, Ray says, is that the universe will let him out of jail.

This new legal approach is causing a bit of a rift in the Secreter community.

Ray’s fans completely support his new approach.

“He’s got this whole secret thing down, man. I wouldn’t be surprised if the universe gives him wings so he can just fly out of jail.” says one fan of Ray who asked that we not use his name.

But some other Secreters disagree.

“What I don’t get is why he just didn’t ask the universe to bring those people back to life?  It would have saved him a whole lot of trouble,” says Life Awareness Coach Sham Shamenberger.

Currently, Ray is said to be having trouble making the 5 million in bail.

Asked about the bail, Ray says, “The bail will manifest itself.  I’m not worried.”


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