The Stealth Jihad’s leader Ken Hassan, labled Mullah Waheed Omar Tabliani bin Hussein by DSP, was found hiding in his Brooklyn apartment in front of his command center. At the scene, DSP operatives confiscated his MacBook Pro, iPhone 4, iPad, and other high-end gadgets used to engage in activities related to the Stealth Jihad.
The capture was stunning considering that, as of two weeks ago, no one knew who the leader of the Stealth Jihad was.
“What tipped us off was how suspicious he was acting. First, we observed him going into a mosque which has caused a lot of problems for the area pork restaurants. And then he sent his kids off to a madrassa called P.S. 696, which is awful close to 666. When we saw that, we knew we had our man.
Bin Hussein, of course, denies everything.
“I was just picking up my kids from school and these guys grabbed me and then came to my house and took my stuff,” says bin Hussein.
But DSP agents were quick to respond to the allegations.
“Yeah. You really think the leader of the Stealth Jihad is going to actually admit it? It’s not called a ‘Stealth’ Jihad for nothing!”
Photo of shady-looking guy courtesy of kevincure.