How You Lose Millions of Dollars By Not Reading Spam

October 1st, 2010

The SPAM Box: That where the money's at, baby!

Today, I opened my SPAM box and found a treasure trove of opportunity. Here I am slaving away at my J-O-B when I could be making money hand over fist–with ZERO effort.

Just look at some of these opportunities.

Here’s one from the guys at Traffic News entitled “Read every single word below because this thing really will…”

change your life, become rich

You don’t need a website.
You don’t need to have a product.
You don’t need any experience.
And you definitely don’t need Google.

Download Now: (url deleted)

Heck..no experience.  No product! No site! Holy crap! I never realized what little I needed to get rich.  But after getting that email from the guys at Traffic News, it got me thinking.  Even though I don’t need anything, I may have to work a lot to make my money–and I don’t feel like working too much.

So imagine how excited I was when I got this e-mail from the guys at “Internet Marketing” called, “Just Work For Only 20 Minutes A Day!”

We pay for wach ads

pay per click site 1$ pay for register

Click here : (url deleted)

20 minutes a day! Now, that’s more like it.  But I couldn’t help but think…you know, I have no proof that any of this will really make me money.  I mean shouldn’t they prove that it really works?  Well, my concernes were answered with this e-mail from my good pal “AUTO TRAFFIC” who sent me this grammatically-challenged, yet reassuring, e-mail with the spiffy title, “All It Takes Is 13 Clicks And 12 Minutes A Day To Run – Guaranteed”

He get $219,249 Last Month

Works on ANY Computer
Profiting 112 Minutes From NOW
$4,191 In First 7 Days
$219,249 Last Month
Only 234 Copies Available – If You Don’t Get Results, You’ll Get A Full Refund
AND $100

Join Now : (url deleted)

$219,249 a month! Now, you know my buddy AUTO TRAFFIC wouldn’t lie with such a SPECIFIC number like that! I mean who makes up such specific numbers?  Never happens.

I tell you what: I’m totally missing out on a wealth of money-making opportunities.  Is Google trying to steal my dreams by putting this into my SPAM box?  It’s worth thinking about.

But some of the staff here aren’t interested these opportunities  They say they don’t want the freedom of running their own legitimate work0from-home-for-20-minutes-a-day business,  Nooooo….they are looking for their “dream job”–as if not-writing for this blog wasn’t dream enough! But the point is some people want to be paid doing what they love and not chase after the golden opportunity to make $219,249 in a month–no matter how trustworthy the spammer who sent it is!

For example, the DSP staff loves to sit on their asses and watch movie trailers and stuff.  But who knew you could get paid to do it! My buddy Siko sent me this email offering the dream job of a lifetime:

WANTED: People To Work From Home. Must Have Computer

* Just fill simple surveys. Start today.

Online Companies Will Pay YOU $5 to $125 for Each Survey!
Get Paid to Participate in Online Focus Groups At $50 to $150 Per Hour!
Get Paid to Try New Products – Keep The Products For FREE and Get Paid Too!
Get Paid to Watch Movie Trailers $4 to $25 Per Hour!
Get Paid $5 to $95 Per Hour to Take Surveys Offline!
Get Paid to Travel! Earn $100’s Each Month Just for Traveling!
Get Paid to Drive Your Car $1000 to $3000 per month! Plus They Pay For Your
Gas!

Click here : (url deleted)

It seems the entire staff walked out after getting that job offer.  Who can blme them really.

So, there you have it people.  That’s just a taste of the opportunities waiting for you in your SPAM box.  That’s just what I got ON THE FIRST PAGE!!!! I recommend turning off your spam filters right this minute so you won’t miss EVEN ONE of these opportunities to get rich TODAY!

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