What if I told you that you could work 2 hours a week from the beach and watch as unlimited funds roll into your bank account?  Would you be interested?

What if I told you that there is an effortless way to achieve wealth that the rich have been keeping secret from you?

Today, I am going to tell you the secret on how to use the Carlonian “law of opposites attraction” to attract UNLIMITED wealth—from your pocketbook directly into MINE.

Let me take you by the hand and walk you step by step through the process:

1. Buy my book, “How to Effortlessly Attract Unlimited Wealth”

In my book you will discover platitudes in which I berate people with money for having money and tell you how to get your hands on it WITH NO EFFORT.  Even better, I tell you everything you were taught about wealth was wrong.  It’s not because you spend too much money, save too little, or invest in dumb get-rich-quick schemes.  It’s because you just don’t know the secrets of effortless wealth that they don’t want you to know about.  This book is filled with inspirational stories of rich people who did not follow even a single word of what I wrote, but they are there for dazzling effect.  In short, my book “How to Effortlessly Attract Unlimited  Wealth” won’t tell you jack about getting rich, but it will make you feel all motivated–motivated to take the next step! GOING TO MY “FREE” SEMINAR.  Did I mention how effortless this all is?

2. Go to my free seminar

My internationally famous “The Totally Effortless Way to Get Rich Today” seminar will again tell you absolutely NOTHING about getting rich.  But you will hear me talk about how great it is to be rich (even though I won’t be rich until you buy my stuff).  I won’t actually tell you how to do anything.  Instead, you’ll get a free no obligation sales pitch to buy my effortless wealth attraction “course”

3. Buy my $499 get rich course at the end of my free seminar

This is course is 700 pages of big font, small formatting that could probably fit in a 20-page binder.  In this course, I tell you the best way to attract wealth is to go to my $5,000 “Effortless Riches Seminar” where I will tell you the real secrets of unlimited wealth.

4. Go to my $5,000 Effortless Riches Seminar

For a mere $5,000, you will learn the real secrets of effortlessly attracting unlimited wealth.  The secret you learn at this seminar is that you should buy my supplemental course for $999. And the BIG secret is that you can’t effortlessly attract wealth alone.  You need a group of like-minded people to help you.  You need mentors. And who are those people?  Me and my staff, of course.   But if you need our help (and you always do because someone has to take you step by step through the process) you’ll have to go to the next step

5. Join my $999/month mentoring program

If you’re wondering how to get rich, you can have total 24 hour access to ME (just excuse the fact that I sound Indian over the phone).  You will get scripted advice on wealth and life, and I’ll even give you your daily horoscope since most of my scripts are variations of horoscopes.

6. Join my private invitation-only power riches mastermind networking group

For a token $25,000 a year, you too can join the movers and shakers of effortless wealth.  There you learn the real secrets: go broke by investing real estate for NO MONEY DOWN and work 90 hours a week and make no money by selling MLM stuff.

And there you have it.  A fast and easy way to attract unlimited wealth—from your pocket and into mine.  Don’t use the $45,000 or so that I am asking you for to invest wisely.  If you want to learn effortless wealth attraction, you have to “spend money to make money.”

So, don’t hesitate.  Start the process of attracting wealth to me TODAY.  Just start giving me money.  There’s a donation button up there.  What are you waiting for?  Don’t you want to be wealthy?

Don’t  delay.  I might run out of books.  I might go on a farewell seminar tour.  I might retire tomorrow.  I might have retired already and take my secrets with me.  Who knows what I’ll do?  I’m completely unpredictable.  Hurry, hurry, hurry…