Debunking Crap: Einstein Never Failed Math

June 9th, 2010

Today, I pleased to be starting a new section of “Don’t Step in the Poop called : debunking crap.  I’ll go through those “inspirational” stories and show which ones are true and which ones are BS.  And if you think there is no harm in a little inspiration, let me tell you” these stories are told for many reasons.  But fake stories also give you a false sense of reality.  Fiction is great.  But I don’t live my life according to a Stephen King novel.  And neither should you.

So, I’ll start with the old story of how Einstein failed math.

How many times does some sunshine pusher tell the story of how Einstein failed math.

And you think.  Heck, I failed math.  But if Einstein could become…well Einstein…then so can I.

But in the end, he’s a genius and you’re not.

Here’s why:

Einstein NEVER FAILED MATH!

Yep, that’s right.  He didn’t fail math.  Not only did he NOT fail math, he was a math prodigy.

By 12, he already learned algebra and geometry on his own.  In fact, he was so advanced that his parents had to buy him more advanced textbooks because school was holding him back.

Well, you may be saying…maybe this is a story that came about after Einstein died.  Nope!  Seems the famous Robert Ripley (the believe it or not guy) was the one who started this story.  Note to all of you out there: when Ripley asks you to believe it or not, don’t believe it.  It’s probably not true.

But I digress.

But someone actually asked Einstein about it, to which he replied

“I never failed in mathematics. Before I was fifteen I had mastered differential and integral calculus.”

In other words, he kicked some major math A*$.  He even came up with his own way to prove the Pythagorean theorem.

Again, it looks like another inspirational story is wrong.  The truth is guys like Einstein are born that way and no amount of effort can turn you into Einstein. That’s probably not what you want to hear, but that’s the way it goes.

By trying to “motivate” you, these motivational speakers are setting you up to fail.  You are probably not a math genius! There are very few math geniuses out there.  And if you fail math, it doesn’t make you a prodigy; it only makes you bad at math.

I failed math in high school. I aced it in college.  I did it by studying for hours on things Einstein could do when he was 10.

That’s life.

But if you need to be inspired by Einstein, here’s a better story.

Einstein couldn’t get a job as a professor (geniuses like him should get a job, right?)  So, what did he do?

He kept working his butt off 6 days a week at a patent office and kept writing papers.  He wrote four of them in his spare time and these four just so happened to totally destroy what everyone thought of physics.

In other words, he didn’t feel sorry for himself and revel in his genius.  He worked.  And THAT’s something everyone can do.

Read this for the truth on Einstein and math.

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  • http://twitter.com/Rippleon Steve Harper

    Love your last point about working. Spot on my friend!

  • http://twitter.com/Rippleon Steve Harper

    Love your last point about working. Spot on my friend!

  • carlon

    Thanks, buddy.

  • carlon

    Thanks, buddy.

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  • navakiran

    thank u einstien

  • Isaiah14

    Actually, Einstein did fail maith. I wonder where you get your information from. he couldn’t even pass a basic entrance exam to go to college. He also plagerized literaly everything. Einstein was a jew, which means he wasn’t the brightest lamp in town. The guy was more than a moron, he was stupid. He didn’t even know how to tie his shoes. All of his genius that he is credited to having was stolen. Even his E=mc2 was stolen. Einstein, being a jew and being supported by jews, was made to be intelligent, when he was nothing of the sort. No Einstein failed math, and he never was a child prodigy. Don’t listen to Jews, they are mentally ill.

  • Anonymous

    As the Master of the Blog, I have edited all you racist remarks out of your comment because they will not be tolerated on this blog. But I left the rest of your comment here to show everyone just what an idiot you are. Don’t come here telling me how wrong I am, offer no proof, and then throw in some old-time racist conspiracy theories.

    Read this blog more. You’ll get a better education than whatever site you’re reading now.

  • Boyslikegirls

    your retartded you spelled like four or five words wrong you suck and you have no life

  • Anonymous

    It’s “you’re” not “your”. First words are capitalized, and periods come after sentences. Also, please don’t get me started on “like”. Thanks for the English lesson, buddy.

  • Math sucks

    eat shit and die math

  • Hyoga1984

    @Isaiah14

    I don’t know where you get your informations, but Einstein NEVER failed math. He indeed didn’t succed in passing a university entrance exam at Zurich Polytechnic, but, for what I know, that happened because his humanities preparation wasn’t good enough. (and because he had left high school the year before for reasons unrelated to profit).

    That’s what I remember. I’m sorry I can’t provide the sources but I don’t remember where I have read these facts. Anyway, on wikipedia you can find enough informations about the issue.

    about the other statements ROFL ;) I guess that’s you trolling around.

    BTW thanks for your efforts at clarifying misconceptions, Carlon. Even though I knew this particular fact, it’s always good to see someone takes the time to correct other people mistakes.

    Best regards

    Valentina

    and sorry for my english, it’s a bit messed up, but it’s not my mother language :)

  • Anonymous

    Sorry for the late reply, Valentina. Isaiah14 is just a troll. He original comment was full of anti-Semitic garbage. He’s an idiot.

    Thanks for your comments. And don’t worry…you’re English is great!

  • Jakus420

    I personally know al, he is still alive believe it or not. You probably wouldn’t, we both understand. Oh yeah, BTW, Al, Elvis says hi! I just wrote a new song with him and Bob Marley tonight. It is called “people believe what they want regardless of the internet”. Much love y’all, hope you find your calling.

    JAKUS,

  • Jakus420

    Work is all you need brother, some got it early easy, some put it off thinking life is great. It is a toss up as far as I can concern. Nice english corrections jackass, thanks for insuring that I am heterosexual. Spell that one boy likes men. That would be close to a Freudian slip…gay much? I understand if you don’t post this Carlon.