What Will Be Your Legacy? Mine’s a Self-help Amusement Park!

October 26th, 2010 with 3 Comments

Lately, I’ve been hurt by some anonymous comments on this blog.  Using a rapier wit that comes with anonymity, they have unleashed volleys of hard-hitting criticism on me and my totally hilarious writing. So, due to their concerns about my mental health, I decided to take this week to reflect about my life and my […]

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My 5 Days as a Vegan

October 20th, 2010 with 10 Comments

In my quest to become the coolest person in the world, I decided to become a vegan for 5 days. It seems that all the cool people are vegans and own Macs…at least that’s what Wikipedia says.Actually, I was really more of a vegetarian because I had no intention to stop eating eggs. But I […]

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5 Life Lessons From the Original Karate Kid

October 19th, 2010 with 5 Comments

I saw the new Karate Kid and let me say…it was OK…but it had none of the life lessons that the original Karate Kid had.  The original is still the best.  Sorry, Jaden! Watch the original and take in these life lessons: 1. When a bunch of karate-knowing guys want to kicks your ass, it’s […]

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Focus Or Fail

October 15th, 2010 with 4 Comments

To achieve anything: from your big goals to writing a single blog post, it takes focus. Without developing a near mythic sense of focus, you are likely to fail in EVERYTHING you do. The lack of focus is what undoes most people. People tell me I’m too focused. Some of the guys on the 4th […]

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Lifestyle Design Sucks

October 11th, 2010 with 19 Comments

Friend of the blog, Eric Schiller over at Beyond Growth recently posted  about 17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer.  It made me laugh.  It made me cry.  But in the end, I was just pissed.  I mean, what the hell does Schiller know about lifestyle design? Maybe I took it too personally […]

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How to Pick Up Women

October 8th, 2010 with 8 Comments

I listened to a couple of audio files over the weekend as well as half an episode of “The Pick up Artist” and I feel this more than qualifies me to be a Master Pick Up Artist (MPUA) pronouned “mmmm-pooooo-aaaaahhhhhh”.   So, now that I have mastered the art of the pickup, I have decided to teach […]

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The Ease of My New Mac is Bumming Me Out

October 7th, 2010 with 6 Comments

About a month ago, I bought a Macbook Pro to replace my old, dying PC laptop.  Basically, I got it because it looks so much cooler than all the other laptops.  And since I want to be cool, I decided to get one. I’ve been miserable ever since. I mean, what’s up with this thing? […]

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Man With Millionaire Mindset Still Poor

October 6th, 2010 with 20 Comments

Local man, F. Drake McEvers, is reportedly still poor despite having a millionaire mindset.  After spending tens of thousands of dollars of his own money on a variety of millionaire mindset courses, McEvers is still far from being a millionaire. “It’s been tough,” says McEvers.  “I thought that after maxing out my credit card on […]

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5 Easy Ways to Get Fired

October 2nd, 2010 with 4 Comments

Some people are just plain sick of their jobs.  The only problem is they don’t have the guts to just quit.  Instead, they just sit around waiting to be fired. But you can’t just sit around and wait to get fired!  You’ve got to DO something about it.  Some people think you have to do […]

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How You Lose Millions of Dollars By Not Reading Spam

October 1st, 2010 with 4 Comments

Today, I opened my SPAM box and found a treasure trove of opportunity. Here I am slaving away at my J-O-B when I could be making money hand over fist–with ZERO effort. Just look at some of these opportunities. Here’s one from the guys at Traffic News entitled “Read every single word below because this […]

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