Lately, I’ve been hurt by some anonymous comments on this blog. Using a rapier wit that comes with anonymity, they have unleashed volleys of hard-hitting criticism on me and my totally hilarious writing. So, due to their concerns about my mental health, I decided to take this week to reflect about my life and my [...]
READ THE FULL POSTMy 5 Days as a Vegan
October 20th, 2010 with 9 CommentsIn my quest to become the coolest person in the world, I decided to become a vegan for 5 days. It seems that all the cool people are vegans and own Macs…at least that’s what Wikipedia says. Actually, I was really more of a vegetarian because I had no intention to stop eating eggs. But [...]
READ THE FULL POST5 Life Lessons From the Original Karate Kid
October 19th, 2010 with 5 CommentsI saw the new Karate Kid and let me say…it was OK…but it had none of the life lessons that the original Karate Kid had. The original is still the best. Sorry, Jaden! Watch the original and take in these life lessons: 1. When a bunch of karate-knowing guys want to kicks your ass, it’s [...]
READ THE FULL POSTFocus Or Fail
October 15th, 2010 with 4 CommentsTo achieve anything: from your big goals to writing a single blog post, it takes focus. Without developing a near mythic sense of focus, you are likely to fail in EVERYTHING you do. The lack of focus is what undoes most people. People tell me I’m too focused. Some of the guys on the 4th [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLifestyle Design Sucks
October 11th, 2010 with 19 CommentsFriend of the blog, Eric Schiller over at Beyond Growth recently posted about 17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer. It made me laugh. It made me cry. But in the end, I was just pissed. I mean, what the hell does Schiller know about lifestyle design? Maybe I took it too personally [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow to Pick Up Women
October 8th, 2010 with 8 CommentsI listened to a couple of audio files over the weekend as well as half an episode of “The Pick up Artist” and I feel this more than qualifies me to be a Master Pick Up Artist (MPUA) pronouned “mmmm-pooooo-aaaaahhhhhh”. So, now that I have mastered the art of the pickup, I have decided to teach [...]
READ THE FULL POSTThe Ease of My New Mac is Bumming Me Out
October 7th, 2010 with 4 CommentsAbout a month ago, I bought a Macbook Pro to replace my old, dying PC laptop. Basically, I got it because it looks so much cooler than all the other laptops. And since I want to be cool, I decided to get one. I’ve been miserable ever since. I mean, what’s up with this thing? [...]
READ THE FULL POSTMan With Millionaire Mindset Still Poor
October 6th, 2010 with 18 CommentsLocal man, F. Drake McEvers, is reportedly still poor despite having a millionaire mindset. After spending tens of thousands of dollars of his own money on a variety of millionaire mindset courses, McEvers is still far from being a millionaire. “It’s been tough,” says McEvers. “I thought that after maxing out my credit card on [...]
READ THE FULL POST5 Easy Ways to Get Fired
October 2nd, 2010 with 4 CommentsSome people are just plain sick of their jobs. The only problem is they don’t have the guts to just quit. Instead, they just sit around waiting to be fired. But you can’t just sit around and wait to get fired! You’ve got to DO something about it. Some people think you have to do [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow You Lose Millions of Dollars By Not Reading Spam
October 1st, 2010 with 4 CommentsToday, I opened my SPAM box and found a treasure trove of opportunity. Here I am slaving away at my J-O-B when I could be making money hand over fist–with ZERO effort. Just look at some of these opportunities. Here’s one from the guys at Traffic News entitled “Read every single word below because this [...]
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