Glenn Beck Leaves Fox News to Become Self-Help Guru

April 9th, 2011 with 2 Comments

In an exclusive, longtime friend of the blog, Glenn Beck has revealved to Don’t Step in the Poop that he will leave his Fox show in order to become a self-help guru. He will be promote his new self-help course called, “How to Keep Your Ginormous Stash of Cash by Stopping ‘Them’ from Taking You […]

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5 Self-Help Tips from Charlie Sheen

March 31st, 2011 with 2 Comments

Charlie Sheen was everywhere.  Now, he’s nowhere.  Or so it would seem.   The truth is that DSP has had Charlie here at the DSP-HQ to teach the staff his “secrets”.  We’ve been so overwhelmed by his Sheen-ness that we haven’t even been able to post to this blog.  But DSP had a wake-up call […]

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Inspirational Anthony Robbins Quotes That Make Us Say “Huh?”

February 26th, 2011 with 30 Comments

Lately, my legions of fans keep asking me why I’m not posting.  So, I thought I’d address that quickly  I’m working on my new book Law of Attract This! (Insert awesome subtitle here that’ll promptly make you want to buy this book right now–it’s magnetic). Who knows when I’ll ever finish, but even an unfinished […]

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7 Secrets of Success from Donald Trump

January 28th, 2011 with 8 Comments

Here at DSP, we are committed to helping you be the most successful YOU you can be.  After watching thousands of videos and reading millions of books about being successful, we realized many follow the same formula: Interview “successful” people Extrapolate qualities from said people Tell people to act like that So, DSP has decided […]

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Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions

January 12th, 2011 with 3 Comments

Every eyar, people make New Year’s resolutions.  And every year, I blog about how they don’t work. Well, enough of that! this year, I thought I’d blog on my (non-) resolutions. Others may not like them, but I think they’ll be easier to keep than the usual ones. 1. Get disorganized I’ve already begun.  I wrote this […]

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Ask Sham: The Law of Attraction is not working for me. Is there something wrong with me?

December 6th, 2010 with 20 Comments

For a while, DSP has considered having guest authors on this blog.  As an experiment, we are welcoming Friend (yet adversary) of the Blog, Sham Scammerschmidt, to answer your questions regarding life issues and anything related to the Law of Attraction.  Sham is a Life Attraction coach who is considered by some (himself) to be […]

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Are Hate Mailers Really Just Secret Admirers?

November 24th, 2010 with 1 Comment

Recently, I’ve gotten a ton of supportive mail, which is odd for me since I am used to getting mostly hate mail or negative comments.  Though I’m used to negative comments on my blog, getting some support is always nice. But it’s not always the case. One guy recently left some spic comments. And though […]

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How Inspired Living Has Turned Me Into A Douchebag

November 18th, 2010 with 7 Comments

Some anonymous commenters have worried about my mental health.  But I want to assure my readers that my mental health is fine.  I know this because I had a conversation with myself pretending to be a dream doctor who assured me I was fine. You see, I’ve been following the 30 days of inspired living […]

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5 Ways to Spot a Hate Blog

November 11th, 2010 with 11 Comments

There is a disease out there on the internet that is poisoning your mind.  And that disease is HATE!  Recently, there has been a rash of hate blogs dedicated to tearing down the good people who are out there to help others make money in their underwear or help others feel better about themselves after spending thousands […]

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Stealth Jihad Leader Captured!

October 28th, 2010 with 4 Comments

Stung by criticism from anonymous commenters for not doing anything to help others,  the DSP editor decided to do his small part and  rid the world of evil.   So, yesterday DSP operatives were deployed in a secret operation to capture the leader of the  “stealth jihad” in an effort to prevent the replacement of “Western […]

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