New Readers to this blog are sometimes confused by some of the words I use on this blog. Bu fear not. I am now going to give you some of the words I use here on a regular basis, and I also expect these words to be added to the dictionary next year due to [...]
READ THE FULL POSTGive me $25,000 and I’ll Tell You How to Overcome All Your Problems
June 29th, 2010 with View CommentsFinally, you can learn the secret to overcoming ALL THE PROBLMS in your life. That’s right. You heard me correctly. All the problems in your life will go away when you learn this powerful secret—a secret so powerful it has been hidden in a cave in the Himalayas for the last 3,000 years. Accidently Discovered [...]
READ THE FULL POSTLaw of Attraction Coach Banned from Playing the Lotto
June 27th, 2010 with View CommentsLottery officials announced today that former Law of Attraction coach Sham Scammerschmidt has been banned from playing the Lottery. Scammerschmidt recently defied the odds yet again by winning his 10th lottery in a row, racking up $575 million in cash. But now Lottery officials are striking back. “His streak threatens the very integrity of the [...]
READ THE FULL POST“Interview” With Glenn Beck on Conspiracy Theories
June 14th, 2010 with View CommentsDon’t Step in the Poop has reached a milestone today. We are at post 100, and it is a good one. The DSP staff was able to get our biggest “interview” yet—with popular Fox News and radio host Glenn Beck. It seems Glenn saw some of our posts here on conspiracy theories and Hitler, and [...]
READ THE FULL POSTSelf-help Gurus Ask the Universe to Clean up the BP Oil Spill
June 11th, 2010 with View CommentsIn a surprise move, BP CEO Tony Hayward has decided to take a radical approach to clean up the oil spill on the gulf. He is asking the famed self-help gurus featured in “The Secret” to ask the universe to clean it up. James Ray, featured in the Secret, is happy to help. “I told [...]
READ THE FULL POST“Interview” with Eckhart Tolle
June 4th, 2010 with View CommentsA fan of DSP sent me a video the other day. It was an interview with Eckhart Tolle. I thought it was priceless. He was asked a simple question and then just rattled off this answer that said almost nothing. The funniest thing about it was he said the words “manifest” and “manifestation” like a [...]
READ THE FULL POST10 Ways You Could be Compared to Hitler!
June 4th, 2010 with View CommentsTurn on the news on any given day and you find out that yet again someone else is Hitler. Of course, I think Hitler comparisons are hilarious—a serious joke and the biggest jokers are those who make them. I think they know what practical jokers they really are. Or do they? I happened to come across [...]
READ THE FULL POSTA New Title for my New Self-help/Business/Marketing Book That’ll Make me MILLIONS!
May 20th, 2010 with View CommentsI’ve read a lot of self-help and business books. Now, I’m thinking about writing one. I’ve already shown you how to write one, so isn’t it time that I step up to the plate? I figure I don’t need to say anything substantial. I can just take one idea and repeat it over and over [...]
READ THE FULL POSTHow 5 Best-selling Finance Books Would be More honest if You Omitted One Word From the Title
May 12th, 2010 with View CommentsThe complete title is listed with the omitted word in parenthesis. 1. Rich Dad Poor (Dad) Make your rich dad poor by following the bad advice in this book. 2. Why We Want (You) to be Rich This gives tells you why the authors want to be rich and how you can help them accomplish this goal [...]
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