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June 29th, 2010 with View CommentsLaw of Attraction Coach Banned from Playing the Lotto
June 27th, 2010 with View CommentsLottery officials announced today that former Law of Attraction coach Sham Scammerschmidt has been banned from playing the Lottery. Scammerschmidt recently defied the odds yet again by winning his 10th lottery in a row, racking up $575 million in cash. But now Lottery officials are striking back. “His streak threatens the very integrity of the [...]
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June 26th, 2010 with View CommentsRT @Slate: Now here’s Andrés Cantor calling Landon Donovan’s ¡GOOOOOOOOOOL! http://slate.me/9mLkxd # Anyone know where I can buy a Team USA soccer jersey? # RT @Rippleon: Top Reasons You Should Let Your Employees Watch World Cup Soccer http://budurl.com/p43v …Go USA!! # The other night I partied liked a rock star…too bad it was like a [...]
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June 23rd, 2010 with View CommentsThere are a lot of great ways to win an argument. Some people say you shouldn’t argue. That’s bull. Arguing is what drives the marketplace of ideas. It fueled the rise of civilization. Arguing is great. The problem is that most people are just too damned lazy to argue. They rely on slimy techniques [...]
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June 21st, 2010 with View CommentsThere’s one thing that really irks me: it’s people who use the whole “I’m-not-saying-anything-I’m-just-asking-questions” routine. I find there are two kinds of people who do it: Conspiracy theorists. For example Jesse “the idiot” Ventura uses the whole question line to tout 9/11 conspiracy theories. Jesse: What’s wrong with asking questions? Isn’t it possible that controlled [...]
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June 19th, 2010 with View CommentsBest keyword of the day for DSP: "affirmations are bullshit": those seekers of truth send an average of 2 hours on DSP http://bit.ly/9BmEO6 # Just told my co-worker to sweep the leg..got a blank stare in return…she's obviously not well-versed in American 80s culture # With everyone so mad at BP, am I going to [...]
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June 18th, 2010 with View CommentsI used to wonder how people could fall for these crazy get-rich-quick schemes. But as I came to find out…it’s not all that hard. The reasons people fall for these thigns are the same reasons they play the lottery. The only difference is that the lottery probably gives you a higher chance of making nay money. [...]
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June 14th, 2010 with View CommentsDon’t Step in the Poop has reached a milestone today. We are at post 100, and it is a good one. The DSP staff was able to get our biggest “interview” yet—with popular Fox News and radio host Glenn Beck. It seems Glenn saw some of our posts here on conspiracy theories and Hitler, and [...]
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June 12th, 2010 with View CommentsRT @ThisIsRobThomas: joran van der sloot confesses to murder in peru. Too bad. i loved him in dawson's creek. #
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